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It’s about time your office planned a Team Building Retreat

Picture this: a group of professionals stepping out of their suits and ties, donning goofy T-shirts, stepping out into sunlight after weeks of deskbound workdays and bedbound Sundays. Before we get there, let us first understand how this retreat came to be, in the first place.

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The HR strongly felt that a little sunshine and chlorophyll exposure would make employees momentarily forget about their dull existence. But when the management asked for venue suggestions, the team had just said, β€œGet us as far away from the office as possible!” And thus, they embarked on their journey to a resort they could find just ever so slightly outside of city limits, ensuring a few trees and shrubs here and there.

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Our journey begins as our fearless team sets foot in the resort lawn, armed with sunscreen, high hopes, and questionable dance moves. The excitement is palpable, but so is the skepticism – after all, can trust falls really fix a printer jam? Spoiler alert: probably not, but they sure make for a good laugh.

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One of the first team-building exercises involves a trust fall. The team members, still getting accustomed to the idea of vulnerability, hesitate at first. Yet, the laughter and encouragement from their colleagues encourage them to take the plunge, both figuratively and literally. The unexpected challenge arises when the tallest team member, Dave, is designated as the catcher. As he braces himself for impact, the entire team collapses in a heap of laughter when a tiny but mighty team member jumps into his arms.

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Amidst the laughter and camaraderie, the retreat takes a reflective turn. The team gathers around a bonfire for a session of storytelling and sharing personal experiences. The unexpected challenge here is the vulnerability that comes with opening up to colleagues. However, as one team member shares a personal struggle and the group responds with empathy and support, the air becomes thick with solidarity. The retreat becomes a safe space where personal growth intertwines with team development.

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The grand finale of the retreat is a talent show, where the team members are encouraged to showcase hidden talents or attempt something new. From impromptu stand-up comedy to surprising musical performances, the stage lights up with unexpected skills. The highlight of the show is when the reserved office accountant, known for crunching numbers rather than breaking into dance, wows the audience with a hip-hop routine that leaves everyone in stitches.

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As the retreat concludes, the team gathers for a final reflection. The unexpected challenges and hilarious moments become cherished memories, serving as a reminder that beneath the professional veneer, everyone is human. The retreat has successfully broken-down barriers, strengthened bonds, and fostered a culture of openness and support.

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In the weeks that follow, the team returns to the office rejuvenated and more connected than ever. The laughter shared during the retreat becomes the glue that holds them together during challenging projects and tight deadlines. The team-building retreat may have been comical and filled with unexpected challenges, but its impact on the team’s dynamics is no laughing matter – it’s the secret sauce to a stronger, more cohesive, and happier work environment.

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Corporate Humor: The Food for Soul in Your Workplace

Here I come again with your weekly dose of laughter and fun to break the monotony of a 9 to 5 grind. A bit of laughter can make your day! It does for a lot of us, so it will hopefully do for you too. If you do not have the Acquired Amusement Deficiency Syndrome (AADS), you would love to read my posts. A job on someone else’s premises often feels like you are imprisoned behind invisible bars. It seems as if you have taken an oath to surrender your freedom with the squeaking sound of your access card and you are now a bound slave of your KPIs until you swipe your card to end the day.

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Here a little laughter can make you feel relieved and people who have slowly relinquished this habit for pressure have been a victim of AADS. You will find such people in plenty in the corporate lobbies. They look like a happy hybrid of robots and bulldogs without the lace. Apart from AADS, they might also have diabetes, hypertension, heart blockage, and a few others. It is late in life that they realize they have not used the forty-three muscles of their faces at all which can inflate their liabilities and hospitalization bills. This is when they try to protrude their esophagus out and try practicing the most natural response, laughter, by getting into laughing clubs. Reading my articles and browsing my comic strips can save you from such hazards that your environment superimposes on you.

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In an attempt to keep the mood light and make life feel easy, jokes and humor are the best of your companions. You would agree with me that the corporate world is full of idiosyncrasies and eccentric practices. More often than not, big corporations are more or less like a nation where they find it hard to keep a balance between the good and beautiful with the evil and ugly. This leads to queer policies and programs.

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A productive interplay of human behavior gives rise to such bizarre conditions that it’s sometimes difficult to even breathe. This art of breathing and making others breathe where there are throat-choking and suffocating forces in play is precisely called organizational behavior. They employ scholars of organizational behaviour in their Human Resource Development departments who eventually also get transformed into veritable robots in just a few years. I prefer not to advocate sophisticated methods of provoking amusement and laughter. Just read my articles and go through my office comics. Somewhere you may find yourself too in one of those situations and characters who are my colleagues and accomplices. And who can say? Maybe you can laugh at yourself and can turn out to be the Duke of Desk Jokes or the Sultan of Satire!

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See you next week! Till then, laugh and make others feel happier. You can of course browse through our corporate comics and amuse yourself. Share our office cartoons and comic arts with others to spread happiness.

Chucklingly Yours,

Norman & Ozi

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How to Use Post-It Notes for Passive-Aggressive Office CommunicationΒ 

In the ever-shifting office dynamics, where words are often left unspoken and feelings stew like the forgotten pot of coffee in the break room, there exists a peculiar form of communication β€” the humble Post-it note. These colourful, innocent-looking squares are the unsung heroes of passive- aggressive office banter, mastering the art of saying what you really mean without actually saying it. So, grab your magnifying glass and let’s delve into the fascinating world of the unspoken language of Post-it notes!

The “Friendly” Reminder:

Ah, the classic opener! “Just a friendly reminder” is the Post-it equivalent of “I told you so.” Whether it’s reminding your colleague about the overdue report or the ever-elusive refill of the printer paper, this note screams, “I’m being nice, but you’re really testing my patience.”

The “Subtle” Complaint:

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“It might be nice if someone could clean the microwave after use.” Translation: “For the love of cleanliness, who nuked fish in here again? The smell is haunting my dreams.”

The “Urgent” Request:

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“Could someone please restock the coffee supplies ASAP? Thanks!” This note might as well read, “The coffee situation is dire. If it’s not fixed soon, expect a riot in the break room.”

The “Casual” Observation:

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“Interesting choice of music volume today.” Translation: “Turn down the music, or I will turn it down for you…permanently.”

The “Encouraging” Suggestion:

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“Have you considered a different font for the office memos?” Translation: “Your font choice is so last season. Please upgrade, for the sake of our retinas.”

The “Not-So-Anonymous” Feedback:

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“To whoever keeps using my desk chair without permission: Please stop.” We all know who the culprit is. They probably left this note while glaring directly at the offender.

The “Cryptic” Significance:

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“Remember to water the plant.” Is the plant a metaphor? Is it dying because of neglect, or is this a passive-aggressive hint about someone’s lack of responsibility? We may never know.”

The “Overly Polite” Complaint:

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“Apologies, but could someone refrain from eating smelly food at their desk? Thank you!” Translation: “Your lunch smells worse than a landfill. Please, have mercy.”

The “Bossy” Request:

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“Do NOT touch! Important documents inside.” This note practically screams, “Touch it, and I will unleash a wrath you’ve never seen before.”

The “Not -So-Humble” Brag:

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“Just to let you know, I’ve emptied the dishwasher for the third time this week.” Translation: “I’m basically a saint. Please acknowledge my unwavering dedication to office cleanliness.”

Remember, the art of Post-it note communication is a delicate dance. It requires finesse, a touch of wit, and a whole lot of passive-aggressiveness. While these colorful squares may seem innocent, they harbor the unspoken thoughts and frustrations of an entire office.

So, the next time you spot a cheery yellow note adorned with a smiley face, take a moment to decode its true message. And if you’re the one leaving the notes, well, remember to use your words…or maybe just consider a direct conversation. But where’s the fun in that? Keep sticking to those Post-its and keep the office drama alive, one square at a time!

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How to communicate like a Boss with Emojis, the 21st Century Hieroglyphs

Humans, no matter how underdeveloped or savage, somehow always found a way to communicate. They had to convey to their coexisting humans complicated messaging like β€œDo not touch my food you fool!” and β€œThat’s my wife, you idiot!” or they wouldn’t even survive. 

Initially, they would use signs and gestures. Then they invented symbols depicting entire concepts, like Egyptian Hieroglyphs, Chinese Characters, Sumerian Cuneiform, and Mayan Glyphs. Before you know it, there was English and German and French and enough languages around the world to traumatise high school kids everywhere. 

But the most mind-boggling aspect about Human beings, however, is their current growing obsession with Emojis. History must be cyclic, after all! 

Like them or hate them, emojis are here to stay. Here are 6 ways for you to develop strong 21st century hieroglyphic skills!

Decode the emoji alphabet

There are roughly about 2,500 to 3,000 emojis on your keypad today and that number is steadily growing. Today, you can summarise an entire film with 3 emojis. Invest a few hours on decoding and mastering the usage of every single emoji and never let an idea go unconveyed!

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Save Time

It takes 4-5 characters to type a word. It takes 5-6 words to type a sentence. Who has time for that when one or two emoji characters can do the job for you? Whether it’s to make an impression on your group project chat or to stick to the character limit on twitter, don’t use too many characters when a simple 🀝 or πŸ‘ will do.

Be Socially Conscious

Emojis representing human faces and body parts include a range of skin tone modifier options, allowing users to select from different shades. This update offers a more accurate reflection of the diverse skin tones present in the real world. We live in a day and age where Generative AI models are trained to be more culturally and socially sensitive. So be more inclusive with your content by using the colour appropriate emojis at your disposal!

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Soften the blow of rude texts with the revered β€œTears of Joy” emoji!

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We all have that coworker who keeps forgetting to rename files before sending them. So the next time you want to remind them that they should probably repeat high school, pull back your punch with a πŸ˜‚. But it is even more important to know when NOT to use this emoji. For instance, you don’t want your employees to think you’re just kidding around when you’re firing them.

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A few emojis amidst your accolades and achievements can really make your profile stand out. Want that article on “Business Strategies for Taming Unicorns” to trend? Add some unicorn πŸ¦„ emojis to your post and check out the engagement you’re about to receive.

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Beware of emoji overload!

Remember, when it comes to emojis, moderation is key; a sprinkle adds flavour, but a downpour might drown your message and derail the conversation.

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Language evolves faster than fashion, and emojis lead this linguistic revolution. Embrace their evolution; new emojis pop up faster than daisies in spring. Stay updated and ride the wave of emoji innovation!

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Office Olympics – Total Quality Management & Business Reengineering

Quality is the buzzword that seems to stir the bone marrow of the entrepreneurs and the C-suite employees and excite them to the core. Total Quality Management (TQM) is another jargon that came of late that tells you to maintain quality in everything you do. It takes into account the incompleteness and imperfections of the homo sapiens and advocates improvements in everything you do every time. It tells you what you do today should be better in quality than what you did yesterday. Like this, you improve every day till you become all perfect and attain emancipation. Before you emancipate there is a good chance that the organization can also emancipate

That is where the catch-22 lies: you should help the company emancipate before you do. That is all about quality and the Total Quality movement. A banana is hung before the employees saying that if you practice TQM and the daily doses of improvements, you will see the quality of your personal life also improving to a noticeable degree. This is an intangible extra perquisite that an employee can expect apart from his or her salary. They start thinking that this can be the last instrument that can change their spouse for the better. It is this optimism that is injected into the bunch of idiots in an attempt to make them practically intelligent.

Here is a glimpse of practical intelligence in action.   

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Innovate for Excellence

In this organization-wide movement of improving quality another important word is innovation. You should innovate in everything that you do. Innovation is the key. Employees are told that winners don’t do new things, they do the same thing in different ways. It simply means adding porridge and cheese to the sandwich that you stuffed with vegetables earlier to make it tasty. But management is generally against such generous approaches of innovation where costs increase. They advocate innovation without an increase in costs. It is like dipping in the water without making your hair wet. When asked, they nonchalantly reply everything is possible and some companies hang such reminders of impossibility on the front doors that say, β€œEverything is Possible”. The intention is to remind the employee that they are entering the impossible zone, and it is their duty to turn the impossible into possibility. 

Here are some innovations that challenge the normal practices.

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For the simple reason of turning impossibility into possibility, a tool is provided to the employees and massive training sessions are conducted to make them understand the value of business reengineering. This is an intangible tool to turn utopian ideas into reality. At the end of the training, the employees feel more perplexed than excited. There is often a guide to take them through the whole ordeal. Their signs of progress are measured by an external consultant.

Here is the external consultant at work.

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If you wonder what we are talking about, it is in simple words reengineering everything that we do for better results. To make it even simpler, you don’t go for a haircut, but you reengineer your head. You no longer go for a meager lunch, but you re-engineer your stomach or the intestine for uncountable reasons obviously positive and long-standing. In this attempt to reengineer everything with innovation for unknown reasons, there is full chaos in the whole system. The reason for this chaos is we are all schizophrenic, but we distinguish our idiosyncrasies and keep them under control when we interact with hard reality. TQM seems to break this barrier and asserts that it is this schizophrenia that can change the world.

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When over enthusiastic employees apply innovation for better results!

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Sotto Voce

In most cases companies find it highly tedious and tiring to translate idiosyncrasies on an aggregate scale into productivity. Slowly the TQM tides down and normal activities start taking their place for practical reasons. The C-suite employees and the entrepreneurs understand after paying the price that too much innovation and reengineering are not easy to digest and yield results. They ultimately realize that quality and innovation cannot be a slave driving affair. So eventually these drives of innovation and reengineering ebbs down and succumbs to the dreary desert sand of dead habits. 

We know you are waiting for us to point out another corporate absurdity that you are also subjected to. We also know you have no other way but to accept it. But remember, you are not alone. Norman & Ozi and their whole bunch of colleagues are also with you to make your life easier and bring a grin to your faces at the end of the day.

Subscribe to our daily doses of office humor to keep smiling. If you are not the type who objects to laughter, we will be sending you regular doses of laughter through our newsletters. Don’t feel stressed, keep laughing! Have a look at our business comic strips and peep into our newsletter and find innovative ways of looking at things to make your day better! See Ya!

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The Secret of Corporate Gossip Disclosed

Coffee break conversations and gossip are the most delicious byproducts of a corporate life. Gossip rejuvenates us and provides us the energy to thrive in an ever-striving environment. They are the bond of unity that radiates a sense of belongingness among the seemingly deprived. They instill courage and help us to inflate our immunity in this cut-throat and selfish world.

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Management thinkers and Gurus have always tried to fathom the power of informal groups in organizations that gather for gossip and unite with seemingly common interests. It is certainly interesting to note that the impact of gossip on human minds, especially employees’ minds varies. Some become indifferent, some feel jealous, and some get more motivated. You never know. Just like people with the same mental disorders display different behaviours with the same stimuli, so does the impact of gossip. Some become active, some become nonchalantly passive. Nevertheless, the thirst for gossip is ingrained in the employees, so much, that it can be a good food for office humor.  

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Gossips motivate employees and have an undisputable impact on employee motivation. Here’s a scenario!

I recall a story that I heard in the corporate circles a few years back. A shrewd CEO wanted his Personal Assistant to open an envelope that said, β€œWhoever opens the envelope will be terminated unless they make another of their colleague open it.” The CEO kept the envelope on the table and went out, and seeing the opportunity his PA couldn’t resist opening it as curiosity was killing her. She got the shock of her life after opening it as it perpetrated her to tell a lie. She went and told another of her colleagues that something was written about them in the letter that was kept on the table. This went on in a cycle and everyone opened the envelope, read the letter, and told a lie to their colleagues only to coerce them to read the letter just to save their jobs. Nobody dared to tell the truth.

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This is the nature of gossip. It is always censored according to self-interests and served with a pinch of salt and sugar to make it palatable. This becomes the cause of worry for some and amusement for others.

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Where Gossips Galore!

It is normally at the coffee machine, cafeteria, near the water filter, or in restroom queues that gossip germinates. For reasons unknown, great and interesting news is generated and circulated from these places for general well-being. 

But not to worry! Management of the organizations is well aware of this delinquent loophole of the human character. If you have noticed, in most offices, the water filter or the restrooms are generally located at places where the boss sits or where there is an ample overflow of human access and interaction. The objective is to siphon off the weeds of communication or should we say management has long ears. You never know. 

How to Use Post-It Notes for Passive-Aggressive Office Communication

Hope you liked our pun. If you’ve not you can have a look at my corporate experiences here. Nevertheless, we will be sending you these newsletters just to bring a smile to your face. You can also have a look at the digital comic collections here. You can contact me at comics@normanandozi.com for choosing topics on which you want humorous articles and funny office comics. If it is within our ability, we will surely oblige.  

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9 Ways to make sure clients never forget your email

1. Reply to an email at least a couple of days after you receive the email. Urgency in replying shows you have nothing else to do

2. While addressing him/her, make sure you spell the customer’s name wrong. It shows your nonchalant nature and works well to give you an upper hand.

3. CC the email to more than 10 people in your customer’s organization and add another 5 to yours. More people means more importance.

4. Make sure you use enough abbreviations like TTYL, BRB, GN. Prove that you like saving time.

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5.Refer to another email as β€˜the mail that I sent the other day’ without giving specifics. Your customer can not have the audacity to forget your earlier email

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6. Spelling mistakes are fancy. Add in a decent number of them. They show how busy you are

7. Forget to write the β€˜subject.’ Your email is important enough to be read as a whole.

8. Sign off with just your initials. Parting greetings may make you appear softer.

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9. Attach a nice big file to the email. Help your customer relax while the email downloads.

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